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Matter Doesn't™ - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

$24.95

SKU: 18844274468565373000

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Description

Want to get into intractable philosophical discussions with strangers? Wear this shirt. Then kindly suggest they lighten up and take it (the shirt and its borderline zen mantra) with a brick-sized grain of salt. Of course matter comes in handy on occasion: air to breathe, terra firma to walk on, cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers matter—can I get an amen?

From there, you can take the conversation in a lot directions, depending on your worldview. It can be a call to embrace the spiritual over the analytical. Or a rallying cry against materialism. You can even adopt my favorite: it's a (William) Blakeian appeal to lean on imagination over reason, especially in the face of a dull and pragmatic world.

That's the design talking. The shirt itself is a unisex heavy 100%-cotton tee with no side seams, meaning maximum comfort. The shoulders have tape for improved durability. Check out more features:

- Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

Description

Want to get into intractable philosophical discussions with strangers? Wear this shirt. Then kindly suggest they lighten up and take it (the shirt and its borderline zen mantra) with a brick-sized grain of salt. Of course matter comes in handy on occasion: air to breathe, terra firma to walk on, cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers matter—can I get an amen?

From there, you can take the conversation in a lot directions, depending on your worldview. It can be a call to embrace the spiritual over the analytical. Or a rallying cry against materialism. You can even adopt my favorite: it's a (William) Blakeian appeal to lean on imagination over reason, especially in the face of a dull and pragmatic world.

That's the design talking. The shirt itself is a unisex heavy 100%-cotton tee with no side seams, meaning maximum comfort. The shoulders have tape for improved durability. Check out more features:

- Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

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